The Belladonna
- Protest Signs That Started Out Fine But Didn’t Quite Stick the Landing
- Boys And Girls Are So Different — It’s Like My Son Is Literally Another Species [Uh, don’t worry, you’ll find this piece is satire!]
- I’m Your Baby, and I Take Issue with the Messages on These Onesies
Points in Case
- Socially-Conscious Activities for Gender Reveal Parties
- Celebrate Christmas with a Visit to Satan’s Village
Slackjaw
Weekly Humorist
- QUIZ: Do You Have a Celebrity Crush or an Unhealthy Attraction to Sexy Psychopaths?
- Classic Children’s Books Updated for Our Time
- Questions That Couples on Love Is Blind Should Ask Next Season for Way More Successful Relationships
- Ms. Bauer’s 5th Grade School Supply List (and Coping Mechanism) for 2021–2022
- Children’s Books in the Time of COVID (included in “Best of the Year: Editor’s Picks of 2020”)
- Classic Novels Rewritten for the Coronavirus Pandemic (included in “Best of the Year: Editor’s Picks of 2020”)
- Popular Romantic Comedies Rewritten for 2021
- Quarantine Reflections on Some Common Sayings
- I’m Your Fitness Tracker, and I’m Worried About You
Little Old Lady Comedy:
- These 5 Style Tips Will Hide Your Flaws—And Your Entire Body
- A Fourth-Grade Teacher’s Online Discussion Questions For Her Class During The Coronavirus Quarantine
Greener Pastures: